Family: *says something racist* Family: *says something sexist* Family: *says something homophobic* Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos* Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life* Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?
like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend
one of my favorite things about robin williams is that when he was filming “one hour photo” there’s a scene where he offers a boy an action figure from the store he works in, and robin williams asked the director if he could pick the toy and he fucking brought in his own evangelion figure and somehow the director said yes, even though there’s no way a store like that at that time would have a toy like that
I wanted to move classes on one subject, so I went to talk to the teacher I wanted to have classes with. He talked to my teacher, who then informed me I had to go to the secretary, so I went there and they told me to talk to the coordinator, I then talked to him and he said I had to go to the secretary again and make an official written request, and then I went there… And they told me to go to the main office.
FUCK MAN STOP FLINGING ME AROUND I FEEL LIKE A GODDAMN PINGPONG BALL
Family: *insults my weight* Family: *insults my interests* Family: *insults my friends* Family: *insults my music* Family: *judges me constantly* Family: you’re being so rude why aren’t you spending time with us