"we’re all human!"
yeah except you never had to fight for your humanity
"we all bleed red!"
yeah except it’s not your blood running in the streets
"we should all be just nice to each other!"
yeah except you’re not holding up your end of the bargain
thank you science
(Source: weirdinternet, via utotre)
people being interested in my oc
people asking in-depth questions about my oc
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months
Anna admiring The Southern Isles
Hello nice 2 meet u I am a Dog
reasons why Finland is cooler than you:
- they have police reindeer
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.
#love is an open boob
THIS IS A TRILBY
THIS IS A FEDORA
TRILBIES are what douchebag bro’s wear………………………. FEDORAS are for TRUE class men……… learn the difference…………i am SO SICK of ppl mixing up the two -_- smh
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