there has never been a more accurate representation of me ever.
Replace netflix with tumblr. This is me.
THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR ME
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i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
Awwww let him in he’s got his class material
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
I have the perfect snack for my runny nose…celery(:
This is a great post especially with cold season around.
My boyfriend is always sick and I keep warning him to stay away from milk if he doesn’t want the mucus, but he never listens lol
great info for a chronic sinusitis sufferer like me:(
this is also great advice for vocalists! mucus is REALLY BAD for your singing voice- so drink lots of water and tea and suck on a few citruses before ur performance! it’ll help a ton!
or you can just warm up some whiskey with a splash of tabasco and take it as a shot and it clears any mucus, phlegm, sore throat, and toothache
Almost forgot to add: if you’re a vocalist, though, avoid the citruses. They may clear mucus, but they’re also highly acidic and will more than likely damage your vocal chords and make it easier to hurt your throeat while singing, so it might be better to just stick to some ginger tea.
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